The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."

"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."

"Let’s get romantic and head to bed and make meatloaf all night long. I’ll wear my Ben Bernanke beard, because it fits me like a fur coat."

"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."

"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."