"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you willing to take out? Success is sacrifice."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."
"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."