More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"
"That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste."
"pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!"
"I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies."
"It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."