More quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."
"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"
"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."