In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back. - Charles M. Schulz

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."