More quotes by Beryl Dov

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."