More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it growing up. Oh, that’s mature—blame it on maturity."
"Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t create a fantasy world to live in, but you could create a life for yourself without irrational fears of the future."