More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"Prophesies are dark and don’t need a flashlight to illuminate. I’m a bring my own lighthouse kind of lover."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"Before the NSA there was the Catholic Church. What is confessional if not a place to gather secrets? No wonder the church had all the power."