I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."