More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair."
"If you fear rejection, you won’t embrace acceptance. But don’t push yourself onto others, because they won’t pull you close."
"Everyone is a salesman, and the product is each person. Personal branding is being conscious to the continual nature of selling yourself."