More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."