More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My name represents me, but it’s not who I am. It’s just a collection of letters. Unfortunately, none of them are love letters."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."