"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."
"I wouldn’t feel great if you left me alone, but I wouldn’t feel bad either. I’d feel good, like I always do, which has nothing to do with you, even if you’ll have nothing to do with me."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"Man is solid, not liquid. But with the fluid nature of networking, my personal brand would grow faster if I would just go with the flow."