Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the w... - Ambrose Bierce
"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
"Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."
"Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out."
"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."
"Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding."
"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."