More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"
"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."
"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."