More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."