More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."