More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"This Valentine’s Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes—small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."