More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"Steel wool—it’s not just for washing dirty dishes. It also makes great underwear material. It’ll cure that itch to take on a lover by making you scratch."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."