People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."
"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."