"Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex.""At least you know he's still available."
"Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?""If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."
"I forgot that's what gets you all hot and bothered, Jace, girls killing things.""I like anyone killing things, especially me."he said with a smile."
"Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death."
"My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health."
"You're an idiot.""I've never claimed to be otherwise."