More quotes by Mark Twain

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."