More quotes by Mark Twain

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."