More quotes by Mark Twain

"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself."