More quotes by Mark Twain

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
"I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."