More quotes by Mark Twain

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"
"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."