More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."
"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."
"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."