I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m seeing anybody, I’ll ask you what time it is. Answers are always between 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."