More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness."
"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."
"[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start."(Interview, The Paris Review, Issue 64, Winter 1975)"
"I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit."