She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had... - P.G. Wodehouse

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."

"I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit."

"One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation."

"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."

"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."