She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had... - P.G. Wodehouse

"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."

"[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start."(Interview, The Paris Review, Issue 64, Winter 1975)"

"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."

"One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation."