He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and fou... - P.G. Wodehouse

"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."

"In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness."

"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."

"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."