More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."
"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up."
"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."