More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."
"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."