More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."
"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."