There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a F... - P.G. Wodehouse
"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness."
"She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up."
"[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start."(Interview, The Paris Review, Issue 64, Winter 1975)"
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."