More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Sometimes it’s furry and purring. Happy Cuddle-with-your-cat Day!"
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."