More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. Panicked stillness, that’s the look I’ve perfected in an effort to make myself appear more approachable."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"Sure, I had hopes and dreams before working at @McDonalds. I used to want to be a dancer and a gardener and grow movement on a farm in Iowa."
"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."