"A starving man asleep dreams of food, and even a crumb becomes a feast. When you’re hungry for affection even a no is better than being ignored."
"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."