Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."