Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."
"I have rubbed shoulders with the rich, the powerful, and the armless. It’s how to network when handshakes aren’t an option."
"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."