"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
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"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."