More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."