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"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"If I were splat proof, I wouldn’t be afraid of heights. Also, I wish I had a bouncy ball for a heart, so I could love fearlessly."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."