More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."
"I can't throw away cologne because that is Nostalgia in a Bottle, the scent of yesterday, and it reminds me of her more clearly than her picture."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"