More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."