More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."