She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."

"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."

"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."

"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."

"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."