She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated."
"I wholesale wholesome, and sometimes I even halfsale it. But even when I halfsale, I still charge 100%. That’s the Zeno Discount."
"What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing myself. Am I the ideal leader? Let’s just say that if I were running for political office, I know who I’d vote for—twice."
"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."