"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
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"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"Her and I, we passed each other, and now she’s in my past. That’s one present I’d like to unwrap in the future."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."