More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."