More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"
"When you’re embarrassed, you turn red. When I blush, I turn plaid. I network at kilt conventions, so even if I say something awkward I still look cool."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."