She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal?"
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."
"The scent of Florida honeysuckle uplifted in a spring breeze reminds me of your love, and how fresh it was until it blew past me into my past."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."