Some people say—not to my face, mind you—that I’m a cowardly... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more efficiently, like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security."

"I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical."

"Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows."

"If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forward to."

"I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%."