Some people say—not to my face, mind you—that I’m a cowardly... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, because what do I want with an animal shelter?"

"Two one-armed people might seem perfect for each other, but what if they’re both missing the same arm? Then even something simple like holding hands while walking becomes a case of they’re too similar to see themselves really going anywhere as a couple."

"Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?"

"I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted."

"I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones."