I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my he... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted."

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