I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet w... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones."

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