Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;... - Mark Twain

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."