Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;... - Mark Twain
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
More quotes by Mark Twain
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."