Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;... - Mark Twain
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
More quotes by Mark Twain
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session."
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."