The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's... - Mark Twain
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."