More quotes by Mark Twain

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."
"The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell together, as quickly as possible."