More quotes by Mark Twain

"It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech."
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."