I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a lon... - Mark Twain

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."