"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."
"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."