"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream."